Friday, October 03, 2003


Halle Berry has separated with her husband gospel singer Eric Benet. That they were together is a big question mark as Benet has admitted to sleeping with some 10 other women while they were togeher. No one knows about the women he's not admitting about.

Anyway, this is about who Halle is Berry much in love these days. Limp Bizkit rocker Fred Durst.

Being a rockstar is a good thing since you get to roll with really beautiful and bountiful stars. Pamela Anderson's ex and present are rock kids. But is Durst Berry's latest cherry?

Those who read between the lines say yes. The lines were mouthed by Durst in an interview with MTV. Durst said: "Someone has come into my life that I really feel like, for once in my life, that I really, really bond with like I've never bonded with anybody."

Miss Berry, who won her best actress Oscar for Monster's Ball in 2001, starred opposite Pierce Brosnan last year in the James Bond film Die Another Day. Bond, bonded you get the hint, right? Since rockstars set many a trend in the world, I believe this way to hint is the one a lot of people would take or should have taken.

1. Salman Khan: People wrote me off as an alcoholic out to kill himself. But I am phoenix. I have risen from ASHES. I am not gonna go easily. I am like that KAT and its nine lives. RINg's A bell?
2. Vivek Oberoi: He KHAN'T, but I can. My funda in life is khao thanda, piyo thanda and AISH karo.
3. Sanjay Gupta: I have split with my wife, because I am REDDY for more. But the press has launched a campaign against me.
4. Sameera Reddy: It's too early to reveal his name. I am in love and I want to keep his name secret for some time. GUPTA, you know.
5. Bipasha Basu: Don't bring up old stories. DINOs are Jurassic. I have moved and don't want any MORE of history. Stories that I am stuck in the JOHN is also not true. Please spare me, AB RAHAM karo.
6. John Abraham: Please spare me. BASU karo yaar.
7. Ashton Kutcher: For the first time I feel it's great to be with older women. They are DEMI-goddes, if not goddess and
It's only human to want MOOOOORE.
8. Amitabh Bachchan (20 years ago): I love my wife. I am not going to WRECK HER marriage.
9. Laloo Prasad Yadav (10 children ago): I am in love with sweets, the one made of pure cow's milk. It has that RUBBERY feeling.

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