Who the X is Laloo?

Americans are suddenly excited about the presidential elections, 2004. After learning that the whole world is excited about the Bush-Kerry match, the Average American Citizen said, “This is an American election, it’s I who should be excited. To heck with Bush and Kerry, I wanna know who on earth is Laloo Prasad Yadav.”

And now all of America is chanting the Smokie song Living Next Door to Laloo’s Gompie version.

The “Who the X is Laloo?” frenzy was apparently triggered by Republican candidate President George Bush, who asked the American voters to not vote for John Kerry and Laloo Prasad Yadav.

And the audience broke into an impromptu “Who the X is Laloo?” before they realised it was the Gompie version of the Smokie song.

President Bush said, “Laloo is Kerry and Kerry is Laloo. And you should all reject their policies and elect me.”

After jamming Internet lines for hours and breaking Google’s bandwidth bones, the audience returned to ask President Bush: “What’s Laloo got to do with Kerry?”

President Bush said: “Nothing. I am just taking revenge. When Laloo was fighting the Vajpayee’s NDA, he used to tell his electorate to oust Bush and Vajpayee. If he can drag me into Indian elections, so can I.”