Your are driving in Delhi when...

For those of us who are occasionally disoriented.

Here's how you know you are still driving around in Delhi when...

1. Your car always feels like an old and outdated model.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You drive to your neighborhood Mother Dairy booth.
4. Someone asks you how far away something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many kilometres away it is.
5. You have seen Red Fort only from your car.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless or almost deceased people.
8. Road construction never ends anywhere in the city.
9. The only time you listen to music is in your car.
10. When 10 cars are waiting for a cow to pass.

And finally...
When 10 cars are waiting for a tractor to pass, you have reached Gurgaon.

*Not at all original*