Jennifer Lopez is leaving Delhi

"There is no camp of Indian insurgents in our country. Though India government provided us a list of training camps of Indian insurgents being in existence in Bangladesh, we have conducted an investigation, but veracity of such claim was not proved," Outgoing Bangladesh Deputy High Commissioner Tauhid Hussain said.
He didn't add that he's Jennifer Lopez. Or did he mean there are camps of non-Indian terrorists, but not Indian insurgents. Come on, Tauhid da, even Britney Spears knows the kind of terror surge your country has seen of late. And you guys check it sooner, the better, if you don't want to end up like Afghanistan.