Survey says Indian drivers are not aggressively incompetent. We say the surveyors are incompetent

It is time to protest against surveys. Since we like protesting against anything that undermines our supremacy in the world, I as a Delhiite propose a rally of car drivers in protest against a recent survey by the marketing company Synovate.

South African drivers are the worst road rage offenders in the world, an international survey has found." (Courtesy: BBC)

Fark says the article writer has obviously not visited Boston. I say the surveyors missed Delhi.

"South African motorists proved more fiery than their counterparts in Brazil, France, Greece, India, Korea, Malaysia, Taiwan, the UK and the US," says the report.

Bullshit. If the Delhi driver sees the Synovate guys on road here, he is gonna grab them by the collar and shout: "Idiot! Beh****od, Mad****od!"

India missed the top position because of milder cities like Bangalore, Pune etc. So why not protest against them too? Bringing shame to the country. We are f***ing fifth.